ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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