Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
