She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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