that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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