Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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