I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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