Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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