its not stalking. its research.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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