She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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