oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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