Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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