her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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