Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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