the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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