It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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