her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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