ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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