I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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