he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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