Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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