I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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