Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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