Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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