I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
