so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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