Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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