Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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