so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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