I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
this is an emotional support booty call
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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