Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
