Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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