I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
