Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Shame is for Republicans.
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