At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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