Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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