normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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