To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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