ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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