..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
wow bdsm is so cute
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