I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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