On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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