Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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