my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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