Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
