The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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