hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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