member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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