i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize