She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You did what with his pubic hair?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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