He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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