i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Holy sore nipples Batman
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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