Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My pussy is not your playground.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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