I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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