we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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